2023 Jaguar F-PACE

2023 Jaguar F-PACE SVR – Santorini Black, because darkness should have horsepower. Meet the SUV for people who want practicality but also want the neighbourhood to hear their arrival three blocks away. Powered by a 5.0L supercharged V8 that probably violates several noise bylaws just by existing. AWD, 8-speed automatic, and enough attitude to frighten small animals (and some coworkers). Highlights include: • Black Exterior Pack – Like a tuxedo, if the person wearing it was also extremely dangerous. • Carbon Fibre Trim – Adds lightness, strength, and just the right amount of “I track this on weekends.” • Heated Windscreen – Frost has 0.02 seconds to live. • Illuminated Metal Treadplates – Because nothing says “welcome aboard” like glowing metal with your car’s name bragging at you. • Powered Gesture Roof Blind – Wave your hand like a wizard and the roof obeys. • 22'' Forged Gloss Black Wheels – Strong enough for performance, shiny enough to make your neighbours jealous. This F-PACE SVR is what happens when luxury meets chaos in the best possible way. It hauls groceries, it hauls… other things, and it hauls itself to 100 km/h faster than your brain can process your life decisions.